overly affectionate cat [video]
This isn’t an OotD after all, but I still wanna show off my new clothes. Look at these amazing dresses I got from Ovoloo.com!
The first one is a pale pink skater dress with a beautiful rose print. The roses remind me of pen-and-ink drawings. They’re so pretty! The second dress is a high-low dress with a black and white striped print that doesn’t look zebra, which makes me happy (I’m not a fan of animal prints.)
I don’t think you can find these dresses right now on Ovoloo.com or their Amazon storefront, but they do have a few super cute plus-size dresses! These are my favorite:
and they’re inexpensive! (think F21+ pricing)
Unfortunately their plus sizes seem to only go up to a 3x, but some of the dresses might fit size 4x/26 since that’s what I wear and I fit into both of the dresses I got — just check the measurements and avoid the stuff with zippers. They also sell intimate-wear and leggings!
you look great!! your hair colour is amazing with your skin tone. and thanks for the tips on where to find dresses that can fit my ample bustline~~
this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that
he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious
update: I banged him
About 2 weeks ago I received this email:
“Dear Mr. Mac Lethal
My name is Mrs. Francine, I’m a 53 year old high-school music teacher, and I love your YouTube videos. The problem is, I can’t play them for my students because they contain too many bad words. Would you consider making a fast rap video for my students, to inspire them to be great? With no bad words?
p.s. Do you like Mozart?”
Here’s my response, Mrs. Francine!
don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me
Reppin my Tau Sigma Phi swag volunteering for the Chilliwack Community Services golf tourney today - as another volunteer asked of my letters, “Is that a frat house thing?” Uhh not quite 😸 #sisterhood #tausigmaphi #tausigmaphly ⛳️🏆@tausigmaphi
- me: *owns 264 unread books*
- me: *buys 17 new books*
- me: *rereads harry potter*
don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs
OKAY, LET’S TALK ABOUT ROBERT SMALLS (BECAUSE HE HAS A NAME, THANK YOU VERY MUCH).
Robert Smalls was born into slavery in 1839 and at the age of 12 his owner leased him out in Charleston, South Carolina. He gravitated towards working at the docks and on boats and eventually became the equivalent of a pilot, and in late 1861 he found himself assigned to a military transport boat named the CSS Planter.
On May 12, 1862, the white officers decided to spend the night on land. Smalls rounded up the enslaved crew and they hatched a plan, and once the officers were long gone they made a run for it, only stopping to pick up their families (who they notified) along the way. Smalls, disguised as the captain, steered the boat past Confederate forts (including Ft. Sumter) and over to the Union blockade, raising a white sheet his wife took from her job as a hotel maid as a flag of truce. The CSS Planter had a highly valuable code book and all manner of explosives on board.
Smalls ended up serving in the Union Navy and rose to the rank of captain there. He was also one of a number of individuals who talked to Abraham Lincoln about the possibility of African-American soldiers fighting for the Union, which became a reality.
After the war, Smalls bought his owner’s old plantation in Beaufort and even allowed the owner’s sickly wife to move back in until her death. He eventually served in the South Carolina House of Representatives (1865-1870), the South Carolina Senate (1871-1874), and the United States House of Representatives (1875-1879) and represented South Carolina’s 5th District from 1882-1883 and the 7th District from 1884-1887. He and other black politicians also fought against an amendment designed to disenfranchise black voters in 1895, but it unfortunately passed.
Smalls ended his public life by serving as U.S. Collector of Customs in Beaufort from 1889-1911. He died in 1915 at the age of 75.
And now you know Robert Smalls.
ROBERT SMALLS IS THE MAN.
robert smalls is also heavily featured in the ‘south carolina’ episode of drunk history~!!!