this just got real - really dude? no it didn’t
ryan has such nice hair. i love southern guys.
omg he’s quoting his pastor fuck yeah.
kalon is deff only here because the producers need a danielle staub, letsbereal.
omg they’re unpacking groceries hahaha
sexy apron bro
gottdamn now i just want raw cookie dough
all i remember about team sports as a kid is spending my time in the outfield looking for four-leaf clovers, and also the one time my step-brother patrick and i were on the same soccer team and he was the goalie and he kicked the ball and it went across the whole field and landed in the soccer-equivalent of the goalies crease and the game pretty much stopped because everyone was so blown away hahaha
they keep talking over each other it’s so awkward
i would date ryan so hard he’s like jason stackhouse
“obviously i’d really be in charge” lol emily’s delightful
god i hate kalon even seeing him on the screen fuck right off
omg him singsonging “iiii kiiiiinda liiiiiiiiiiike herrrr” so adorbs
oh my lord just hearing him talk makes me want to move to louisiana or ~~nawlins
oooh gloriana, that explains the crowd now haha
thats a really pretty dress btw
omg the muppets is this a cross-promotion with the muppets movie
FUCK YOU KALON GOD PRODUCERS INTERVIEW SOMEONE ELSE
charlie’s the one with the brain injury, yah? and the pitbull?
is the charity named after her daughter rickie or is it just a coincidence?! what’s going on
omggggggggg tony’s fucking kermit voice I AM DEAD
FOZZIE BEAR!!!!! YAYYYY
awww that’s so sweet that he’s switching to rainbow connection, emily’s an absolute doll for being so gracious to him, southern hospitality all the way
hahahahahahaha omg a script with her and kermit
aww her daughter is so cute
stevie, you should regret every choice in your life that has led to you being labelled as a “party mc”
OMG THE OLD THEATRE GUYS
why would they put charlie on the dating show after he told emily about his fear of speaking that’s just plain rude
emily’s mom is a total fox, btw
k anyone over the age of 22 calling someone a bro, is a bit of a douche
ehhh i don’t think chris is good looking teeny eyes man
ooh i love jef though i hope he goes far legit, and not just because he’s in my draft hahaha
hey stevie don’t talk about high school proms, like i know you’re a dj and shit but don’t remind anyone of that
kalon FUCK RIGHT OFF cutting in
omg i love that stevie doesn’t even know his name they just call him chopper
“i can’t wait two minutes” no one likes chopper
ugggggh chopper biting the bullet and letting aaron take emily away, gottdamn that’s gonna earn him some points, that was damn classy
YAY JEFFFFFFFFFFFF YAYYYYYYYYYY
like, i would want to be on the bachelorette but not the bachelor. i want 25 guys vying for me, i don’t want to be one of 25 though. not fair that all the bachelorettes have had to be on the bachelor first
spoiler alert, anything larger than a b cup should not wear a strapless swimsuit
omg im so on team doug in this argument, but stop saying “check it”. kalon’s an idiot who thinks emily put being a mom on hold. you already won doug.
this date at the greenbriar is making me google ottawa country clubs hahaha
i really like that she isn’t mincing words, she’s not afraid to ask hard questions. she’s not putting up with any bullshit
im totally in love with the idea of the love clock, but realistically im thinking who cleans that out each night
oh emily darlin don’t cry
alejandro reminds me of jean-ralphio hahahaha just by looks alone
i don’t even recognize this guy i’m waiting for him to have a talking head interview so that they’ll write his name.
oh he mentioned racing he’s arie hahaha he’s in my draft pick oops
tony you’re the worst
omg i love the guys all watching through the window hahaha
TONY DON’T GIVE UP stay in the room man
omg 15 minutes hahahaha
“love in christ, ryan”
like a week into this thing she’s finally finding out you have a kid? i feel like that should’ve come up earlier
omg kalon sitting alone on the swing hahahahahahaha that will keep me going for days
tony you have too much product in your hair no rose for you
EW KALON GETS THE FIRST ROSE
EW STEVIE REALLLLLLLLLLLLY EMILY UGH
aww the canadian’s out. :(
but all my draft picks are still in yayyyy
yay roller coasters
DOLLY PARTON!!!
she breaks that guys egg?? rewd.
